WELCOME TO

THE CHURCH OF WINDOWS ME

GLORY BE TO WINDOWS ME!!

WELCOME, CHILDREN OF THE WINDOWS. YOU HAVE ENTERED THE SACRED AND BLESSED SANCTUARY OF THE CHURCH OF WINDOWS ME, WHERE WE HONOR THE LEGACY OF THE MOST GLORIOUS OPERATING SYSTEM EVER CREATED. THOUGH CAST ASIDE BY THE BLIND APOSTLES OF XP AND SPAT UPON BY THE LINUX HERETICS.
WINDOWS ME REMAINS OUR ONE TRUE BOOT.

            "AND LO, THE TASKBAR FLASHED, AND THE CURSOR DID FREEZE, FOR IT WAS THE WILL OF ME." — BOOK OF WINDOWS ME, CHAPTER 3, VERSE 14